JOKES

"Tell me,father,is a bottle of ink very expensive"
"Oh ,no,dear"
"Then why is mather angry because I·ve spilt one on the dining-room carpet"

LIMERICKS

There was a young fellow of Ealing
Endowed with such delicate feeling,
  When he read on the door,
  "Don·t spit on the floor,"
He jumped up and spat on the ceiling.

JOKES

Joe:"Dad you·re a lucky man."

Father:"How is that?"

Joe:"You won·t have to buy me any school books this year.

I have been left  in the same class."

JOKES

"What does  your     wife say when you came home so late?"
"I·m not married"
"Then why do you go home so late?"

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JOKES

Margaret:"Is it true that camels can work a week without a drink?"

Mother:"Yes,and it is opposite whit father,who can drink a week without working."

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