jurnalist si fotbalist

vineri, 4 noiembrie 2011


"Tell me,father,is a bottle of ink very expensive"
"Oh ,no,dear"
"Then why is mather angry because I·ve spilt one on the dining-room carpet"

Powered by BannerFans.com

marți, 4 octombrie 2011


There was a young fellow of Ealing
Endowed with such delicate feeling,
  When he read on the door,
  "Don·t spit on the floor,"
He jumped up and spat on the ceiling.

joi, 1 septembrie 2011


Joe:"Dad you·re a lucky man."
Father:"How is that?"
Joe:"You won·t have to buy me any school books this year.
I have been left  in the same class."

marți, 9 august 2011


"What does  your     wife say when you came home so late?"
"I·m not married"
"Then why do you go home so late?"



vineri, 22 iulie 2011


Margaret:"Is it true that camels can work a week without a drink?"
Mother:"Yes,and it is opposite whit father,who can drink a week without working."

Gana dinero en 
<div style='clear: both;'></div>
<div class='post-footer'>
<div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'><span class='post-author vcard'>
Publicado por
<span class='fn'>taio</span>
<span class='post-timestamp'>
<a class='timestamp-link' href='https://fotbalsiteleviziune.blogspot.com/2011/07/jokes_22.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' title='2011-07-22T12:56:00+02:00'>12:56</abbr></a>
<span class='post-comment-link'>
<a class='comment-link' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=507218628333727875&postID=280777097849496103' onclick=''>38
<span class='post-icons'>
<span class='item-action'>
<a href='https://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=507218628333727875&postID=280777097849496103' title='Trimiteți postarea prin e-mail'>
<img alt='' class='icon-action' height='13' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/icon18_email.gif' width='18'/>
<span class='item-control blog-admin pid-1282650756'>
<a href='https://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=507218628333727875&postID=280777097849496103&from=pencil' title='Editați postarea'>
<img alt='' class='icon-action' height='18' src='https://resources.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif' width='18'/>
<div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'>
<a class='goog-inline-block share-button sb-email' href='https://www.blogger.com/share-post.g?blogID=507218628333727875&postID=280777097849496103&target=email' target='_blank' title='Trimiteți  prin e-mail
'><span class='share-button-link-text'>Trimiteți  prin e-mail
</span></a><a class='goog-inline-block share-button sb-blog' href='https://www.blogger.com/share-post.g?blogID=507218628333727875&postID=280777097849496103&target=blog' onclick='window.open(this.href,

marți, 12 iulie 2011


"What is the longest word in the English language?"
"Idon·t know"
"It is the word:smiles,because there is a mile between the first letter and the last"

miercuri, 6 iulie 2011


"What·s  your name? the teacher ask.
My name is Betty Brown.
And  what·s your father·s name? the teacher ask again.
His name·s William Brown. the girls answers.
How old are you?ask the teacher.
I·m seven year old.
And how old do you think I am? the teacher ask the girl.
I don·t know,Betty says.I can only count up to fifty-five."